Lordy Lordy, I finally gotsed me an AIM account. How terribly exciting!

...wow, I really oughta update....

perhaps, perhaps.

I told you not to read it because it is steeoopid and booring. Nosy types, what's wrong with you?
I just wanted to get the hugenormous post off ma page. It was irritating me.

See how silly you look, reading this drivel? Peh. Foolishness.


OH HEY!! 1000 pageviews! That's exciting. Maybe I'll actually update something to celebrate!

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice

[x] You just looked at it

[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ] People have called you slow. (only jokingly...)

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[x] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug. (everybody has, whether they realize it or not)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (only if in a hotel or something; my ceiling is smooth )

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day

Are hell. New, hard lenses, poking me in the eye.


HaHA! I have to get different ones (it's a process), so until they come in I only have to wear them about two hours every day PLUS they don't move quite as much PLUS the left one is no longer my arch-nemesis, it is merely really irritating.

M'Brother has an air rifle. Run for your lives.


(Yeah, yeah. I know it's hard to kill someone with one of 'em, but HE WILL FIGURE OUT HOW YES INDEED IT WILL HAPPEN. In the mean time, he has target practice with squirrels)

He's a pretty good shot, too. Dead squirrel talley: 3,462



yes indeed